You asked. We listened. Over the past couple of years, we’ve heard a lot of complaints about the quality of our team picks. “They’re sloppy”, Avalon Centrifuge wrote in the opinion column of the Craftworld Inquirer. “These are the kinds of creators who peddle in garbage, because they aren’t making enough levels about me.”
It seems the Union took that personally. “I’m not going to get badmouthed by Avalon of all people!” Minister of Inspiration Ryankz11 exploded at a reporter last Friday, before promptly respawning at the nearest checkpoint. “Listen here, punk. My team can make content TEN TIMES better than you!” The Minister then stormed off stage and ordered the LBP Union team to construct the greatest levels Craftworld had ever seen. However, some reports say he may have stopped by the local Danke Cafe for some tea first.
After a long week of anticipation, the Ministry appears to have responded to calls for higher quality levels. “The levels I present before you today are exquisite, a marvel to be witnessed” Ryan proclaimed this morning to a crowd of two guests, who apparently had gotten lost and were actually looking for the bathroom.
“It’s true, the CWA has been hard at work,” Vice Protector Zephhyleo remarked following the announcement. “I personally oversaw one advisor spend a grueling five minutes building their level. These levels will blow your mind.”
Some of the Team Picks of All Time
The following levels were created meticulously by hand by LBP Union team members. Local Las Calles billionaire Apollo Venture expressed that he felt the selection was “truly breathtaking. Way better than my hit level series ‘Late Stage Capitalism Bomb Survival’, which I totally didn’t outsource to indentured sackbots from the Factory of a Better Tomorrow.”
Without further ado, we proudly present these Beacon Un-team Picks!
Created by JCGoomba in LittleBigPlanet 2 on 3/22/2025
Minister of Relations Kubac (formerly known as Goomba) announced recently a project to improve one of LittleBigPlanet 2’s most iconic levels. “Great level, but terrible loading times” he reflected. “In my improved version, the loading times are improved a LOT. You’ll never have any loading problems in this level. Seriously.”
“now THAT is evil…” – Yuki-x64
Created by porkchop_1-2 in LittleBigPlanet 2 on 3/19/2025
“It’s a masterpiece” declared Union Space Corps Support Director PorkchopGMX. “I was inspired to create this level because of people who mistakenly open tickets on Discord to get patching help. This level is an artistic representation of how that makes me feel.” Porkchop’s level is set to be featured in the Las Calles Museum of Art this Christmas.
“Don’t forget,” Porkchop added, “Beacon account tickets on Discord are only for account issues like password resets and name changes. Patching help needs to go to the #beacon-support forum!”
“very silly” – Imsuchn0tm88
Created by Imsuchn0tm88 in LittleBigPlanet 2 on 3/11/2025
USC Support Specialist imsuchnotm88 (disclaimer: no relation to m88youngling) produced this level with one, profound objective: what does the word ‘lactic’ mean? This grueling journey is a test of lactose intolerance. Alternatively, lactic acid? We aren’t sure. Featuring iconic characters like Justin Bieber and ‘gggggggggggg’, we present the thrilling sequel to Lactic 1-4.
“very silly” – porkchop_1-2
Created by Catu_sackbot in LittleBigPlanet 1 on 3/11/2025
“I love slides, and I love score bubbles” explained Scribe translator Catu when asked about their newest level, ‘Glasssssss’. “That’s seven S’s by the way. You should totally play my level. There are so many score bubbles, and you get to go down a slide!”
“It’s made it with a lot of silly glass I love it :D” – Catu_sackbot
Happy April Fools Day!
We hope you enjoyed these silly levels. We’ve team picked them for one day only. It’s fun to goof around and make and play silly levels once in a while! We’ve officially entered contest season here at LBP Union, and we’re really excited to see what you do in our Spring scenery contest, so don’t forget to sign up! It can be a great warm up to prepare for Reconnected this Summer!
Coming next time, we’ll return with some Team Pick Tuesday honorable mentions. See you then!
